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Let me off the grid! A journey toward artful, holistic living in the middle of Sin City...

A journey toward artful, holistic living in the middle of Sin City...

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Vincent Van Gogh's Family Tree

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.  Among them were:

His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh
His magician uncle, Where Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother, Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh
The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh
The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst, E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh
The aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh

If you know of any others, please add them to the list to keep the silliness Gogh-ing!

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